> ELITE HACKER DETECTED
When you type "cd.." and your friends think you're hacking NASA
sudo apt-get install coffee
ACCESS GRANTED... to more memes
> CYBERSECURITY EXPERT
Mom: "Can you fix my printer?"
Me: "I'm a cybersecurity expert, not aā"
Mom: "So you can't?"
Me: *nervously googles "how to fix printer"*
WARNING: PRINTER.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING
> THE MAINFRAME
"I'm in the mainframe!"
*Actually just connected to the WiFi*
ping 192.168.1.1
Connection established: Your home router
> FIREWALL BYPASS
Hollywood: "I need to bypass the firewall!"
*types furiously for 3 seconds*
"I'm in!"
Reality: *Stack Overflow has entered the chat*
ERROR: STACKOVERFLOW CONNECTION TIMEOUT
> ANONYMOUS HACKER
Wearing a Guy Fawkes mask
Using Incognito Mode
"I'm basically anonymous now"
Google: "Would you like to save your password?"
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
DON'T ACTUALLY RUN THIS
> COMMAND LINE HERO
When you open Command Prompt in front of your family:
"Are you hacking?"
Me: *just running ping google.com*
Also me: "It's complicated..."
tree /f = instant hacker status